December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Meeting Lady Gaga
Me: Gaga can you sign this please?
Gaga: Yeah sure baby
Me: Thank you so much
Gaga: Wait what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Gaga: But...I
Me: TOO LATE YOU SIGNED IT...WE ARE NOW MARRIED!
lmaoo
RIP Anna Monster.
littlemonsterhelp:
She was another victim of bullying. She committed suicide earlier today. She died in the hospital. She was beautiful. It seems like the human race can’t put aside their differences for two seconds to see that the person their hurting is human too.
She’s beautiful. Were these bullies fucked in the eyes or? Bullies shouldn’t even be classified as human beings.
she...